Poordom

The drudgery of being poor.
Being poor with no end in sight.

Faux·nit·ia·tive

The result of “high level” meetings to plan the next movements of a company that usually turn out to go about as far as a fat guy going up the stairs. They start out strong but usually peter out before achieving the objective.

Nic·o·tank

From my former smoking days, the theoretical container in which my body stored nicotine : Man I need to fill my nicotank… let’s go smoke.

Crypt·cree·per

The person, (usually a man), at the end of the bar who thinks he’s still “got it” and can make plays for college women. The Cryptcreeper often keeps the keys to his BMW obtrusively on the bar in front of him to make sure everyone sees his material wealth. the Cryptcreeper winks, a lot, and buys a lot of rounds always flashing cash. He usually goes home alone and breaks out the lotion for some one on none action: Oh. My. God! Becky, that old guy is totally watching you… ewwww, did he just smile and wink? He’s so old, look at all his wrinkles. He’s like Phil Donahue’s dad or something. He’s a creeper. A total creeper and so old, like the Crypt Keeper… He’s a Cryptcreeper! Well, maybe he’ll buy us a drink…

Ind·ep·end·a·pub·li·crat

1. A political chameleon simultaneously affirming and denying his or her support for a particular plank in an attempt to please everyone and upset no one: “I had to vote for this odious bill as I feel it is important to bring attention to the giant bird epidemic that we face in the nation today. While the thought of catching these massive birds in nets and bludgeoning them to death is terrible beyond my comprehension, the political establishment forced my hand to take action to save the American people.”
2. The person who magically adopts the general political viewpoint of the person and or group to whom they are speaking. The changes happen immediately and can be infinite.
   

Snu·zzle

A cross between “snot” and “muzzle”, snuzzle is used exclusively to define the dried crud on the inside of your car windows after the dog has gone for a ride. Snuzzle must be removed immediately or else no chemical synthesized by science so far is known to be able to fully removed it once cured: “I can vacuum the car, ma’am, but if you want me to jackhammer that snuzzle off your windows it’s gonna cost you an extra five bucks.”